Blah Blah Blah... 6 tiny little cheesy corn puff balls really? What could possibly go wrong? Baaahaaaahaaaa...
Blazing Foods and CTH introduce a seriously tasty and regretfully hot new challenge for our thrill-seeking chili-head family... 6 Hot Balls.
- Balls #1 & #2 are just hot enough to let you know you're stepping into a fiery challenge and leave you wanting more. Interestingly enough the wonderful savory flavors and very pepper-forward taste profile provide a very false sense of "hell yes" let's go attitude.
- Fiery balls #3 & #4 crank the heat and brow sweat to an exceedingly hot level leaving many questioning their desire to continue.
- Finally, balls #5 & #6 are the warriors of pain and elevators of regret. They envelop your soul in searing HEAT forcing your undivided attention and panicked thought. You will find it difficult to understand & rationalize your decision to move beyond ball #5 to complete this professional chili-head level challenge.
You must wait 60 seconds between each ball and endure a five-minute SUFFER SESSION after you consume #6.
ARE YOU READY FOR THE HOTTEST CHEESE BALL CHALLENGE ON THE PLANET?!
You are still reading so I will take that for a yes! Good luck, and don't forget to film it for your League Of Fire points!! Oh and here is the stuff that our pain in the butt attorney requires as Terms & Conditions for purchase or usage...
- *** WARNING: THIS WILL BE THE HOTTEST THING YOU HAVE EVER CONSUMED
- ***DO NOT ATTEMPT THIS CHALLENGE UNLESS YOU ARE A TRAINED CHILI-HEAD PROFESSIONAL UNDER THE SUPERVISION OF A TRAINED STUNT PROFESSIONAL
- *** DO NOT CONSUME THIS CHALLENGE WITHOUT A MEDICAL PROFESSIONAL IN YOUR PRESENCE & AWARE OF YOUR INTENTIONS
- *** DO NOT GIVE THIS PRODUCT TO ANYONE WITHOUT THE INCLUSION OF THIS ENTIRE DISCLOSURE
- *** DO NOT PRANK ANYONE WITH THIS PRODUCT
- *** DO NOT CONSUME IF YOU HAVE ***ANY*** MEDICAL CONDITION OR ARE PREGNANT, UNDER 18 YEARS OF AGE OR ARE SENSITIVE TO HOT/SPICY FOOD, OR ALLERGIC TO ANYTHING INCLUDING FOOD PRODUCTS
- *** CONSULT YOUR PHYSICIAN BEFORE PURCHASING THIS PRODUCT